Are you listening?
C – “I loved Emily. She was my best friend, but she abandoned me. When my grandpa got sick, she abandoned me.”
D – “I remember when I dated Dillon. I found out she was talking to some other dude.”
C – “And when my grandpa died, Emily stopped talking to me, and she called me a dick.”
D – “Dillon cheated on me. I found out I was dating an ugly whore.”
C – “And I felt so alone when Emily left me. Then I got all depressed for a while, you know, but I’m better now.”
D – “Dillon is a whore. That’s why I’m talking to that other girl now.”